One of the first puns I can remember reading was a definition of “pharmacist” as “a piller of the community.” The word “piller” probably can’t be found in any dictionary, except as a dialectical variant of “pillow.”
Last month, the Supreme Court heard a case concerning the FCC and fines for networks that violate governmentally determined decency standards. In this case, it was an issue centered on fines imposed because Cher used an expletive at an awards ceremony.
The moon released a pair of vitriolic anti-Gingrich ads, calling his plans for colonization there ill-conceived and anti-stellar and portraying the former speaker as out of touch with ordinary celestial bodies.
Super Bowl Sunday worship will peak when the New England Patriots smite (I’m biased and hopeful here!) the New York Giants. Ever since Tom Brady’s posse took out the Denver Broncos, its quarterback Tim Tebow in prayerful pose will no longer be spotlighted. Yet he’s still drawing heat.
With an imagination, the sky is full of surprise. One never knows what you’ll see next. Like imagining shapes in fair weather cumulus clouds, a night sky watcher will see all sorts of things. You may be a grown adult and think finding cloud shapes is something just for kids. A night under the stars will cure you of that.
It’s important to parent with a purpose. After all, it is the most significant job you will ever have in life.
The detailed analysis that goes into preparing for the modern Super Bowl has evolved to such an extent that it seemingly rivals NASA’s efforts to travel to the vast reaches of outer space.
Enter the Kindle Fire. At $199, it fit right into the budget I was comfortable with in terms of want and need. Plus, it left some money on said budget for a case and screen protection.
The Missouri Department of Natural Resources and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service held a public hearing Wednesday evening at the hatchery regarding the Springfield Plateau Regional Restoration Plan.
Well, this Sunday is the Super Bowl, and even though I don’t follow the two teams who will play, I will probably watch the game for the commercials.
Being unprepared could cost you the chance to live your dream.
Columnist Gary Brown has some random thoughts about Super Bowl XLVI.
It is a well-known, documented fact that I have toilet paper issues. I have written a number of times about my family’s inability to recognize when a roll of toilet paper is empty and needs to be changed. Sadly, I have accepted that this is my lot in life at home. But what is a toilet paper detective to do when she encounters a toilet paper misdemeanor in someone else’s house?
Weekly financial Q&A, with advice on insurance and land investments.
The human body is capable of amazing things. So, when a person doesn’t feel well, it can be tempting to simply try to let the body heal on its own instead of seeking medical attention.
When we talk about the library’s needs and possible expansion, we tend to focus on the positive. Mostly, we talk about our need for more space and the improved services we can provide. However, we also need more space for our staff.
Some memories evoke the essence of our childhoods and condense the summer sunshine into something to savor.
What a difference a year makes.
Hello and welcome to the Newton Leroy Gingrich Moon Base, the United States of America’s first fully functional moon colony and condominium complex! We’re sure you will find living here to be enjoyable and relaxing, without hordes of former homeowners clogging the streets like in your neighborhood back home.
So far, no one has found a suitable replacement for newspapers that seem perfectly designed for this avian use. We should include puppies, along with birds, as newspapers’ and man’s best friends.
